Spring Has Sprung And So Has Diving Season With These 21 Tweets
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Upgraded on 9 Sep2020 Published on 9 Sep 2020
They fly … dark in the day, sneaky in flight.
Like the remainder of the world, Australia invites spring with open arms. September 1 is also shrouded in fear– since it’s the day that “Swooping Season” starts.
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” Stroking Season”, in case you do not know what it is, describes when magpies in your area start diving pedestrians, to safeguard their nests and infants.
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So face masks are going to puzzle them.
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Hi Americans. We have spiders, snakes, stonefish, eagles two times the size of yours, crocodiles, sharks and even jellyfish that will eliminate you. The magpie will reach under your helmet and consume your brain as you ride.
( Rear facing helmet cam by Monique Newton)
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3. And this one, that’s taken the piss … but it’s likewise kind of real?
Everyone in other nations believe that Australia is so frightening since we have giant spiders, snakes and sharks … however they forget our most violent … The Magpie.
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This
one, that’s turning the season into an Edgar Allen Poe poetry fest.
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scream out to all the Australians currently entering Spring, aka MAGPIE SWOOPING SEASON, the time when we can not leave our houses without being dive bombed by a beaky knife from the sky whose only intent is blood, war and famine to all humans who dare breathe outside air.
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this one, that pokes fun at our defense procedures.
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the remainder of the world: omg australia is so scary with all those snakes and spiders !! australians:[strapping a bucket covered in spikes to our heads and glancing wearily into the distance]it’s the birds
7. Plus, this one, that’s a visual representation in case you need it.
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8. This one, about
the all important battle preparations.
I still enjoy them however
Now it’s stroking season I look forward to all individuals stating” simply get to know the magpie and he’ll stop swooping you.”. Do I buy him a beer? Or what?
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This one, that clearly lays out Australia’s concerns.
@PaperFury i can’t believe that there’s a federal government site about being safe during magpie diving season. i know this is serious however i’m
making fun of the truth that magpies will remember you for years if
you are a risk HAHAHAHA
This one, from a poor tourist who just wishes to know what’s going on.
This one, about how we raise our kids in Oz.
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If this wasn’t your youth growing up, then you weren’t raised in Australia. We call these bad boys a “magpie” and they attempt to peck your eye out from behind
16. And this one, that shows how important our childhood education is.
17This one, that’s a scary movie coming to a movie theater near you.
Can practically smell the jasmine … And have seen some flashes of black and white in the sky- however not yet heard the beak snap near my ear. It’s coming soon to a random stretch of roadway near you. It’s nearly That Time of the year. #Sydney. #magpies. #beware
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.18 This one, that is simply a lovely warm welcome.
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Meanwhile in Sydney we reside in consistent fear of magpies stroking
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21 . And this one, which is simply what we’re all sensation.
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